Harry Dean Stanton

"Gettin' to my knees. Prayin'. Lord in Heaven, sorry for all the bad shit I've done, all the people I've trampled on, I hope they forgive me, I won't do it again, that's for sure."

Rudolph Junkins: "The kid was cut in half Arnie, they had to scrape his legs up with a shovel."
Arnie Cunningham: "Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do with shit? Scrape it up with a little shovel?"
Rudolph Junkins: "Don't get smart with me, son. Your girlfriend is a hell of a lot more convincing than you are."
Arnie Cunningham: "She's not my girlfriend. And since when is it against the law to fix up your own car when somebody else busts it up, huh?"
Rudolph Junkins: "...since never."
Arnie Cunningham: "Then you get off my back."
Rudolph Junkins: "Okay."

Rudolph Junkins: "I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, defecated on the dashboard. Now, I woulda thought you'd be madder than hell at that. And I thought you woulda reported that."
Arnie Cunningham: "Shit wipes off."