Lois Maxwell

Miss Moneypenny: James! Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you. [calls M] 007 is here, Sir."
James Bond: "Moneypenny! What gives?"
Miss Moneypenny: "Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner..."
James Bond: "I would, you know. Only 'M' would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government property."
Miss Moneypenny: "Flattery will get you nowhere... but don't stop trying."

Miss Moneypenny: "How about tonight? You'll come over for dinner... and I'll cook you a wonderful angel cake."
James Bond: "Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure, but I'm afraid I have a... business appointment."
Miss Moneypenny: "That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Oh, well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James?"
M: "'She' is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late."
Miss Moneypenny: "Then there's hope for me yet."
James Bond: "Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me?"

Miss Moneypenny: "In the conference room, something pretty big. Every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too!"
James Bond: "His wife probably lost her dog."

Miss Moneypenny: "James, how else will you recognize her?"
James Bond: "Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh."

James Bond: "Moneypenny, next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee."
Miss Moneypenny: "On yogurt and lemon juice? Ha-ha. I can hardly wait!"

Miss Moneypenny: "A smashing figure! I don't suppose that has anything to do with your request."
vBond: "Was there ever a man more misunderstood."
Miss Moneypenny: "Now, James, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. You may be able to con the old man, but... I know better."