Tony Curtis

Joe: "Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... Jazz?"
Sugar: "Yeah. Real Hot."
Joe: "I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music."

Sugar: "Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?"
Joe: "I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me."

"So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?"

"Sir, in Las Vegas, the boys would say you're trying to make your point the hard way."

"He has an empty stomach and it's gone to his head."

Sugar: "If my mother could only see me now."
Joe: "I hope *my* mother never finds out."

"When I was a kid, I was the victim of the most vicious propaganda. People told me that money wasn't everything and I believed it. Then I found out that the people that were telling me that money wasn't everything were the people who had a lot of money. Now there are two ways you can get money. You can steal it, or you can marry it."

Sherman: "My responsibility is this boat, and to get her out of here I'd even make a pact with the devil."
Holden: "That's where I come in."
Sherman: "That's right."