2012 * Quotes

Jackson Curtis: "I was listening to the broadcast and I was wondering what is exactly that's gonna start in Hollywood?"
Charlie Frost: "It's the apocalypse. End of days. The Judgment Day, the end of the world, my friend. Christians called it the rapture, but the Mayans knew about it, the Hopis, the I Ching, the Bible, kind of..."

"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity."

Kate Curtis: "Where have you been all my life?"
Jackson Curtis: "Gift shop."

Carl Anheuser: "You're telling me that the North Pole is now some where in Wisconsin?"
Professor West: "Actually, that's the South Pole now."

Harry Helmsley: "I barely see my boy, but at least we talk."
Tony Delgatto: "About what?"
Harry Helmsley: "Life, and how short it is."

"Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time."

Kate Curtis: "Do you think people change?"
Jackson Curtis: "By 'people', do you mean me?"
Kate Curtis: "Yes. Do you think you've changed since we separated?"
Jackson Curtis: "I certainly eat a lot more cereal now."