Pride and Prejudice and Zombies * Quotes

"Dear Miss Bennett, I've come to feel for you a most ardent admiration."

"To succeed in polite society, a young woman must be many things. Kind... well-read... and accomplished. But to survive in the world as we know it, you'll need... other qualities."

"It began with the Black Plague. Within weeks the dead began to rise, hunting for human flesh. Now the few of us that are left have only one way to survive, we must bring the fight to them. I've been training for this my whole life."

"I was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps. Before we know it, they'll be running for Parliament."

"Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains."

Elizabeth Bennet: "I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring."
Charlotte Lucas: "For the right man you would."
Elizabeth Bennet: "The right man wouldn't ask me to."

"This cannot be!"