Swiss Army Man * Quotes

Hank: "People don't like other people's farts."
Manny: "Is that why you don't fart in front of me?"
Hank: "I just like to do it alone, or hold it in, that's what you're supposed to do."
Manny: "That's so sad. If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?"

"You know, I'd always hoped that right before I died my life would flash before my eyes and I would see wonderful things, but as I was hanging up there I didn't really see much of anything, but I did see you."

"When there's seven billion people on the planet you might be lucky enough to bump into the one person you want to spend the rest of your life with."

"So this is the life I'd forgotten."

Manny: "You want to go home so you can have love, but you ran away because nobody loves you."
Hank: "Shut up! You can't just say everything that comes into your head, that's bad talking!"

"We sang, and we danced, and it was beautiful."

"If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit."