The Lego Batman Movie - Trailer 4 english

Batman: "Hey mom, hey dad, I, um, I saved the city again today. I think you would have been really proud."
Alfred: "There you are!"
[Batman, shocked by Alfreds sudden aappearance, kicks him accross the room]
Batman: "Alfred, I am so sorry. I have incredible reflexes."
Alfred: "I should have known better than to have sneaked up on you like that. Were you looking at the old family pictures again?"
Batman: "No, I wasn't."
Alfred: "Sir, I have seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966."
Batman: "I have aged phenomenally."
Alfred: "Do you want to walk about how you're feeling?"
Batman: "What! No! I don't want to do that!"
Alfred: "Sir."
Batman: "No!"
Alfred: "Sir."
Batman: "No, no, no, no, no."
Alfred: "Sir ..."
Batman: "No, no, no, no, no, no ..."

Batman: "Are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?"
Robin: "I sure am, but first where's the seatbelt?"
Batman: "The first lesson is: Life doesn't give you seat belts!"

Alfred: "Master Bruce, your greatest fear is..."
Batman: "Snakes?"
Alfred: "No."
Batman: "It's clowns."
Alfred: "No. it's being part of a family again."
Batman: "Nope. Now it's snake clown because you put that idea in my head."