Jerry Reed

Cledus Snow: "Besides, I can't go with you. I got to go to Conyers in the morning and pick up a load of manure."
Bandit: "Shitty job."

"I don't think my dog bit you, mister, 'cause Fred definately don't like grease!"

"He's about as crazy as you are ugly!"

Cledus: "You can't drive a fork lift."
Bandit: "I can drive any forkin' thing around."

Cledus: "Hey Bandit. Me an' Fred's got a question."
Bandit: "What you an' Fred want?"
Cledus: "How come we doin' this?"
Bandit: "Well why not?"
Cledus: "Well they said it couldn't be done."
Bandit:" Well thats the reason, son!"
Cledus: "That's good with Fred. We're clear."

"You know who that is? That be the Evel Knievel. He snuck in my back door when I wasn't lookin'."

Bandit: "Snowman, you got your ears on?"
Cledus: "You lucky devil, you got him! Where the hell are you?"

Bandit: "What do you think they do for excitement in this town?"
Cledus: "Probably sit around and watch the cars rust."