Keith Gordon

"You better watch what you say about my car. She's real sensitive."

George LeBay: "Her name's Christine."
Arnie Cunningham: "I like that."
Dennis Guilder: "Come on Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?"
George LeBay: "My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy."

"Has it ever occurred to you that part of being a parent is tryin' to kill your kids?"

Arnie Cunningham: "Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything. Friendship. Family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. You know, when someone believes in you, man, you can do anything, any fucking thing in the entire universe. And when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out world, because nobody can stop you then, nobody! Ever!"
Dennis Guilder: "You feel this way about Leigh?"
Arnie Cunningham: "What? Fuck no! I'm talkin' about Christine, man! No shitter ever came between me and Christine..."

Rudolph Junkins: "The kid was cut in half Arnie, they had to scrape his legs up with a shovel."
Arnie Cunningham: "Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do with shit? Scrape it up with a little shovel?"
Rudolph Junkins: "Don't get smart with me, son. Your girlfriend is a hell of a lot more convincing than you are."
Arnie Cunningham: "She's not my girlfriend. And since when is it against the law to fix up your own car when somebody else busts it up, huh?"
Rudolph Junkins: "...since never."
Arnie Cunningham: "Then you get off my back."
Rudolph Junkins: "Okay."

Rudolph Junkins: "I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, defecated on the dashboard. Now, I woulda thought you'd be madder than hell at that. And I thought you woulda reported that."
Arnie Cunningham: "Shit wipes off."

"Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car! Except maybe for pussy!"

Arnie: "Don't be scared."
Dennis: "I'm scared for you, man, for what's happened to you. It's this fucking car!"