Richard Pryor

"How come you whities got such a tight ass, man?"

Muldoon: "Jesus Christ, man, is that how you murdered your victims? Put them in a car and bounced them to death?"
Caldwell: "Sorry."
Muldoon: "Sorry, my ass. You dangerous... proves one thing though: you don't do this for no living."
Caldwell: "No I don't."

Muldoon: "Who you lookin' for?"
Cop: "White guy."
Muldoon: "Well if I see any I'll let you know."

George Caldwell: "I don't think we're going to make it past the cops."
Grover Muldoon: "We'll make it past the cops. I just hope we don't see no Muslims."

"What do you think this is, a western?"

Grover: "What do they want you for?"
George: "Murder."
Grover: "Drop me off anywhere along here okay? I don't mess with the Big M."

"Man I thought you were an amateur, but you a real pro."

George: "What did you come back here for?"
Grover: "You forgot your wallet."
George: "Oh, some thief you are."