Robert F. Simon

Serman: "Sir, Sea Tiger was built to fight. She deserves a better epitaph than 'commissioned 1940, sunk 1941, engagements none, shots fired none.' Now, you can't let it go that way. That's like a beautiful woman dying an old maid, if you know what I mean by old maid."
Henderson: "Did you ever sell used cars?"
Sherman: "No, Sir."
Henderson: "I've got a hunch you missed your calling."

Sherman: "Chief, can this boat go down?"
Chief Molumphry: "Like a stone, sir."
Sherman: "And the engines?"
Sam Tostin: "Factory fresh, sir!"
Henderson: "Captain, take these 2 liars and get the hell out of here!"