Susan Egan

Hercules: "Aren't you... a damsel in distress?"
Meg: "I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this! Have a nice day."

Hercules: "Uhm, so how'd you get stuck with the..."
Meg: "Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours'. [Hercules looks irritated] Don't worry, maybe Shorty here can explain it to ya."

Hercules: You know, when I was a kid, I... I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else."
Meg: "You wanted to be petty and dishonest?"
Hercules: "Everybody's not like that."
Meg: "Yes, they are."
Hercules: "You're not like that."
Meg: "How do you know what I'm like?"

"Megaera. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?"

"I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything."

"People do crazy things... when they're in love."

Hercules: "Meg, when I'm with you, I... I don't feel so alone."
Meg: "Sometimes it's better to be alone."
Hercules: "What do you mean?"
Meg: "Nobody can hurt you."

Meg: "Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon?"
Hercules: "Oh gee, I don't know. Phil has the rest of the day pretty much booked."
Meg: "Aw, Phil, Schmil. Just follow me, out the window, round the dumbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone."