Central Intelligence * Quotes

Bob: "I got a plan. Might get us both killed, but if it works it'll be a totally bust story. Cool?"
Calvin: "No! No, it's not cool!"
Bob: "Cool."
Calvin: "No, I said it's not cool!"

Calvin: "Look at you, you lost like 200 pounds! What did you do?"
Bob: "I just did one thing."
Calvin: "I need to know."
Bob: "I worked out six hours a day, every day, for the last 20 years straight."

"Being the hero of your own story isn't about stopping bad guys or climbing mountains. It's about overcoming bullies in your life, whatever or whomever they may be. It's about putting it all out there for everyone to see. And it's realizing that, in life, the most important thing that you can be is yourself."

Bob: "The smarter play is if we split up."
Calvin: "You know what happens when people split up, Bob? Somebody dies."

Trevor: "Boy, he's still a scared little bitch."
Calvin: "You know, you're still an asshole."
Trevor: "Yeah, well, you're still shorter than my cat."

"He's got a banana!"

"You're like a snack-sized Denzel."