"You're gonna have a family too someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl, with... with low standards, no real options or sense of smell..."
Quote from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"
Quote from Mad Max: Fury Road
"Age is just a state of mind, you're only old when you surrender, and I havn't given up."
Quote from The Expendables 3
"Could you do one more thing for me?"
Q"And that would be?"
"Make me disappear."
Quote from James Bond 007: Spectre
"Why does a guy like that need to stay up all night writing? He could already express the entire range of human emotions with a single word."
Quote from The Family
"You can't be the brother and the father at the same time, that's the kind of things messing kids up."
Quote from Home Fries
"Don't confuse kindness with weakness."
Quote from Swordfish
"Looks like a marshmellow... no offence!"
"I'm a robot, I cannot be offended."
Quote from Big Hero 6