Charlie and the Chocolate Factory * Quotes

Mike Teavee: "Why is everything here completely pointless?"
Charlie Bucket: "Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy."

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

"The best kind of price is a *sur*prise!"

"Oh well, nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage."

Grandma Georgina: "You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts."
Willy Wonka: "Oh, thank you. You smell like... old people. And soap. I like it."

Violet Beauregarde: "Look mother, I'm much more flexible now."
Mrs. Beauregarde: "Yes, but you're blue."

Mr. Bucket: "Your mom and I thought, maybe you want to open your birthday present, tonight."
Mrs. Bucket: "Here you are."
Charlie Bucket: "Maybe I should wait till morning."
Grandpa George: "Like hell."
Mr. Bucket: "Pop!"
Grandpa Joe: "All together we're 381 years old. We don't wait."