Deadpool * Quotes

Weasel: "You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado."
Wade: "Thank you."

"Wait! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well that's so bad guys don't see me bleed... this guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants."

"Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming."

"Your crazy matches my crazy, big time."

Ajax: "One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor."
Wade Wilson: "Oh, we'll see about about that Posh Spice. Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?"

Vanessa: "I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this."
Wade: "You're right. Cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without"

Deadpool: "And you are...?"
Negasonic: "Negasonic Teenage Warhead."
Deadpool: "Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"