Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels * Quotes

"When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop."

"If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!"

"Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney."

Eddie: "They're armed."
Soap: "What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?"
Eddie:" Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"

Harry: "You must be Eddy, J.D.'s son."
Eddy: "Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father."
Harry: "Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that."

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it."

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it."