Stand Up Guys * Quotes

"My mother always told me to do the best with what you have, where you are."

Val: "You look like shit."
Doc: "You look worse."

"Your place looks like where I just came from... except it's worse."

Val: "Oh-oh"
Doc: "What?"
Val: "Mt Everest just walked into my pants."

"Nobody's messin' with these guys. These guys are the type that take kidneys out and not even sell them."

Doc: "This is not a f*ckin good idea."
Val: "Yeah, well... my life is full of not good ideas."

"I'm already f*cked five ways to sunday, so lets rumble."