The Lobster * Quotes

Hotel Manager: "Have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?"
David: "Yes, a lobster."
Hotel Manager: "A lobster is an excellent choice."

"We developed a code so that we can communicate with each other even in front of the others without them knowing what we are saying. When we turn our heads to the left it means 'I love you more than anything in the world' and when we turn our heads to the right it means 'watch out, we're in danger!'. We had to be very careful in the beginning not to mix up 'I love you more than anything in the world' with 'watch out, we're in danger!'. When we raise our left arm it means 'I want to dance in your arms', when we make a fist and put it behind our backs it means 'let's f*ck'. The code grew and grew as time went by, and within a few weeks we could talk about almost anything without even opening our mouths."

Hotel Manager: "Did you read the leaflet?"
David: "Yes, I did."
Hotel Manager: "As you understand from your brother's experience if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here, you will turn into an animal. As an animal you will have a second chance to find a companion."

"It's not a coincidence that the targets are shaped like single people and not couples."
[to David]

The Limping Man: "Have you ever danced with anybody?"
Lisping Man: "Yes."
The Limping Man: "What sort of dancing did you do?"
Lisping Man: "Just depends on the music."

"If you encounter any problems you cannot resolve yourselves, you will be assigned children, that usually helps."

David: "Did you catch rabbits? Catching rabbits is difficult."
Short sighted Woman: "Thank you very much."
David: "If you need more rabbits, I'll bring you more."
Short sighted Woman: "Do you promise?"