Sally Phillips

"How do you orchestrate such cliffhangers in your life?"
[to Bridget]

Parson Collins: "I declare that I am enchanted by your daughter Jane and request to speak to her alone, if I may?"
Mrs. Bennet: "Oh, dear, Parson, I'm afraid Jane is already spoken for. We expect a serious proposal imminently."
Parson Collins: "Oh, fuddle."
Mrs. Bennet: "But Liz is quite available and almost as fair as Jane."

[Shazza talks with Bridget on the phone about her night with Jack]
Shazza: "So it lasted six hours."
Shazza's Daughter: "What lasted six hours?"
Shazza: "The puppet show that auntie Bridge went to."

Bridget Jones: "There's still a lot I don't know about him."
Shazza: "Well how much do you need to know? He has a pretty nice sized puppet."