How To Be Single

"I din't think it's coming out like it's been inside your head."

"She is not completly disgusted by you."

"Well, for the record: this is not me leaving, this is you, pushing me away."

"I think I deserve to know when there is someone living inside the body of the person I'm having sex with."

"You know what? I'm just realising now that I'm going with a complete stranger to an abondant location covered in plastic. So... if you gonna dexter me, dying would not be the worst thing in the world right now, what is happening."

"That's the John McCain of christmas trees. I mean, you can't kill this guy."

"Don't call me crazy. Never call a pregnat woman crazy. Never ever..."

"No one's ever loved me enough to divorce me."