How To Be Single
(2016)
Movie Quotes
"The thing about single is you should cherish it."
Alice Dakota Johnson
Alice: "I'm gonna be alone forever... at least my dead body will service food for my cats... in the eight weeks that it takes for anybody to find me because nobody gives a fuck..."
Meg: "Why are you watching Bridget Jones?"
Meg: "Why are you watching Bridget Jones?"
Alice Dakota Johnson
Meg Leslie Mann
Robin: "You really need to get that taken care of."
Alice: "What do you mean? I barely have any hair."
Robin: "You should close your legs, theres a reason I stopped watching Duck Dynasty... Is that Tom Hanks from Cast Away? Seriously, its like Gandalf is staring right at me: No penis shall pass!"
Alice: "What do you mean? I barely have any hair."
Robin: "You should close your legs, theres a reason I stopped watching Duck Dynasty... Is that Tom Hanks from Cast Away? Seriously, its like Gandalf is staring right at me: No penis shall pass!"
Robin Rebel Wilson
Alice Dakota Johnson
"Well, for the record: this is not me leaving, this is you, pushing me away."
Ken Jake Lacy
"I did think this through."
Josh Nicholas Braun
"No one's ever loved me enough to divorce me."
Lucy Alison Brie
"I din't think it's coming out like it's been inside your head."
Josh Nicholas Braun
Robin: "In every male-female friendship there's a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted?"
Alice: "Two and a half, but maybe three if I've eaten."
Robin: "Okay, and Tom's is eight. So you can't hit eleven drinks between the two of you. Not one for you, ten for him. Not six for him, five for you."
Alice: "If I had more than five drinks I'd hook up with you."
Robin: "My drink number is twenty-seven."
Alice: "What?"
Robin: "I wouldn't even touch myself on less than twenty-four."
Alice: "Two and a half, but maybe three if I've eaten."
Robin: "Okay, and Tom's is eight. So you can't hit eleven drinks between the two of you. Not one for you, ten for him. Not six for him, five for you."
Alice: "If I had more than five drinks I'd hook up with you."
Robin: "My drink number is twenty-seven."
Alice: "What?"
Robin: "I wouldn't even touch myself on less than twenty-four."
Alice Dakota Johnson
Robin Rebel Wilson