Jake Lacy

"Well, for the record: this is not me leaving, this is you, pushing me away."

Eleanor: "Be my boyfriend for one night."
Joe: "Oh, no way."
Eleanor: "It would make my parents so happy. All we'd have to figure out is how long we've been together, and what your name is."

"That's the John McCain of christmas trees. I mean, you can't kill this guy."

Eleanor: "Mom, Dad, this is Joe."
Joe: "We're engaged."
Eleanor: "Hm?"
Sam: "This calls for a toast."
Joe: "I'm an alcoholic. [everbody looks at Joe] I'm just kidding."
Sam: "Found a kidder."
Joe: "Yeah, just can't help it."
Eleanor: "Oh, try."

Therese: "Have you ever been in love with a boy?"
Richard: "No."
Therese: "But you've heard of it."
Richard: "Of course. I mean, have I heard of people like that? Sure."
Therese: "I don't mean people like that. I mean two people who just... fall in love. With each other. Say, a boy and a boy. Out of the blue."
Richard: "I don't know anyone like that. But I'll tell you this: "there's always some reason for it. In the background."
Therese: "So you don't think it could just... *happen* to somebody, just... anybody?"
Richard: "No. I don't. What are you saying? Are you in love with a girl?"
Therese: "No."

Ken: "I'm Ken."
Meg: "Is this one of those fetish things where you're... like a foot fetish? Am I the foot?"
Ken: "Do you want to be the foot?"

"I think I deserve to know when there is someone living inside the body of the person I'm having sex with."