Father Figures - Red Band Trailer english

Kyle: "Look at this poor guy. Give the man a ride!"
Peter: "We're not picking up a hitchhiker. He could very easily be a serial killer, and I don't want to be late to mom's wedding."

Peter: "I've spent my whole life trying to honor his memory. This means I stare at assholes for a living because of a fictional man's colon cancer."
Kyle: "Could you pivot into plastic surgery or something less butt related?"

"Mom actually dated Terry Bradshaw?"