The Man from U.N.C.L.E. * Quotes

Illya: "I was briefed on your criminal career. Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man."
Solo: "I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends..."

"America teaming up with Russia. That doesn't sound very friendly."

Solo: "[puts electronics bugs on the table] These. Are. Russian-made."
Illya: "One moment... [leaves and returns with electronic bugs] These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech."

Solo: "Take it like a pussy."
Illya: "This is NOT the Russian way."

[Solo cracks a safe]
Illya: "Did you disable the alarm?"
Solo: "There's no alarm on the 307."
[alarm starts]
Illya: "...loving your work, cowboy."

[Illya is behind them grabbing the rear of their car]
Solo: "He's trying. To stop. The car."
Gaby Teller: "We're struggling here. Why don't you take a shot at him?"
Napoleon Solo: "Somehow, it just doesn't seem like the right thing to do."

Illya: "Looks like he fixed the short."
Solo: "Damn. I left my jacket in the other room."