Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy * Quotes

Veronica Corningstone: "For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone."
Ron Burgundy: "And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."

Ron: "Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
Champ: "It jumped up a notch."
Ron: "It did, didn't it?"
Brick: "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart."
Ron: "I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"
Brick: "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
Ron: "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."

"I'm in a glass case of emotion."

Ed: "A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team."
Champ: "What in the hell's diversity?"
Ron: "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
Ed: "Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try."

Ron Burgundy: "You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Ed Harken: "Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?"

"You know I don't speak Spanish."

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."