Fred Willard

Ed: "A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team."
Champ: "What in the hell's diversity?"
Ron: "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
Ed: "Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try."

Ron Burgundy: "You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Ed Harken: "Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?"

Ron Burgundy: "Good night, I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego."
Ed Harken: "What in the name of? No!"
Ron Burgundy: "Sharp broadcast all of you. Great show, especially from you on the floor. A lot of hustle. I liked that.
Ed Harken: Ron, I've got to fire you."
Ron Burgundy: "Ed, I've got to fire you."
Ed Harken: "Do you even know what you just said?"
Ron Burgundy: "Great Odin's raven! Veronica, she put that in the teleprompter."
Ed Harken: "Maybe she did but I've got to fire you."

Jerry Jarvis: "I can't take that responsibility. I better get my boss."
Chief Donaldson: "You better do something, you idiot, because in ten minutes you're going to have two hundred tons of locomotive smashing through Central Station on its way to Marshall Field's."