Draft Day * Quotes

"I am trying real hard not to completely lose my shit on all three of you right now, but you're not making it easy."

"How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented is a piece of jewelry?"

"There's no such thing as a sure thing. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is what you think."

"You were right about me, Tom. I am a crazy man. So come on, take advantage of it. What are you waiting for?"

Sonny Weaver Jr.: "Did you trash my office?"
Brian Drew: "Trade me."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "Did you just trash my office?"
Brian Drew: "Yeah. I'm upset."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "If you're upset, call your agent, all right? Let him have this conversation. That's why he's there for."
Brian Drew: "No, Sonny. You're gonna talk to me. Man-to-man. You owe me that."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "I owe you? I drafted you."
Brian Drew: "Your dad drafted me."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "No, Drew, I drafted you. I may have been in San Francisco, but my dad wasn't even looking at you until I told him to."

"You only get drafted once."

"Come on, Tom. Say it with me, you pancake-eating motherfucker."