Ice Age: Collision Course * Quotes

Sid: "Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion. But I want to share everything with you. You're the wind beneath my fleas, the algae of my eye. Will you be..."
Female Sloth: "I'm going to stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you."
Sid: "What?! But I planned our whole future! Our wedding, our kids, our burial plots."
Female Sloth: "Are you crazy, we've only had one date! It lasted fourteen minutes!"
Sid: "Yeah, but it felt like twenty."
Female Sloth: "Oh, I can't! A ring? I mean I like the ring, but, no, I can't, you're too clingy."
Sid: "How is this clingy?"
Female Sloth: "And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture."

"All I want is true love. Is that too much to ask!"

Manny: "What is this place?"
Brooke: "Geotopia."
Buck: "The secret to saving the world is here."

"Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band."

"Since the beginning of time we have wondered how the universe came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan, or something, much, much dumber."
[Voice Over / Scrat finds an alien ship on his hunt for his nut]

Manny: "Hey, look! Shooting stars!"
Sid: "Ooh! Ooh! I'm gonna wish for the girl of my dreams!"
Neil deBuck Weasel: "Sid's wish is killing us!"

"We're facing extinction, Buck!"