Smokey and the Bandit * Quotes

"There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry."

Buford T. Justice: "Nobody, and I mean nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!"
Junior: "Except for that..."
Buford T. Justice: "Shut your ass."

Cledus Snow: "Besides, I can't go with you. I got to go to Conyers in the morning and pick up a load of manure."
Bandit: "Shitty job."

Bandit: "You chasin' somebody Sheriff? Somebody chasin' you?"
Buford T. Justice: "Nobody's chasin' me, boy!"

Junior: "My hat blew off, daddy."
Buford T. Justice: "I hope your goddamn head was in it."

"I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!"