The Grand Budapest Hotel * Quotes

"To be frank, I think his world had vanished long before he ever entered it... but, I will say: he certainly sustained the illusion with a marvelous grace!"

"I give you my word, if you lay a finger on this man, I'll see you dishonorably discharged, locked up in the stockade, and hanged by sundown."

M. Gustave: "Oh, dear God, what have you done to your fingernails?"
Madame D.: "I beg your pardon?"
M. Gustave: "This diabolical varnish... the color is completely wrong!"
Madame D.: "Oh really? Don't you like it?"
M. Gustave: "It's not that I don't like it; I am physically repulsed."

"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it."

Henckels: "By order of the commissioner of police, Zubrowka Province, I hereby place you under arrest for the murder of Madame Celine Villenueve Desgoffe und Taxis."
M. Gustave: "I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered, and you think I did it."
[M. Gustave runs away]

"I don't know what sort of cream they've put on you down at the morgue, but... I want some."

"Keep your hands off my lobby boy!"