Actors & Quotes

Batman: "Hey mom, hey dad, I, um, I saved the city again today. I think you would have been really proud."
Alfred: "There you are!"
[Batman, shocked by Alfreds sudden aappearance, kicks him accross the room]
Batman: "Alfred, I am so sorry. I have incredible reflexes."
Alfred: "I should have known better than to have sneaked up on you like that. Were you looking at the old family pictures again?"
Batman: "No, I wasn't."
Alfred: "Sir, I have seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966."
Batman: "I have aged phenomenally."
Alfred: "Do you want to walk about how you're feeling?"
Batman: "What! No! I don't want to do that!"
Alfred: "Sir."
Batman: "No!"
Alfred: "Sir."
Batman: "No, no, no, no, no."
Alfred: "Sir ..."
Batman: "No, no, no, no, no, no ..."

Alfred: "Master Bruce, your greatest fear is..."
Batman: "Snakes?"
Alfred: "No."
Batman: "It's clowns."
Alfred: "No. it's being part of a family again."
Batman: "Nope. Now it's snake clown because you put that idea in my head."

Batman: "Puter, how do I put The Joker in Arkham Asylum, quickest route, no freeways?"
[puter is in sleep mode]
Batman: "Puter, do you hear me?"
Alfred: "Hello, Master Bruce. I have just taken away your computer privilege."
Batman: "Gasp!"
Alfred: "Sir, it's time for you to stop this unhealthy behavior. You can't spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black and staying up all night. Sir, you need to take responsibility for your life, and it starts by raising the young orphan you adopted."
Batman: "I'm sorry, I literally have no idea what you're talking about."
Alfred: "The young orphan you adopted at the gala."
Batman: "I thought I was being sarcastic."

Lenny: "Have you ever been in love with someone who didn't return that love?"
Mace: "Yeah, Lenny, I have."
Lenny: "It didn't stop you from loving them, right? Or being able to understand them or forgive them?"
Mace: "I guess."

"I give you my word, if you lay a finger on this man, I'll see you dishonorably discharged, locked up in the stockade, and hanged by sundown."