Tin Cup * Quotes

Roy: "This is for Venturi who thinks I should lay up."
Romeo: "What does he know? He only won this tournament before you were born."

Roy: "You don't think I can knock it on from there?"
Commentator: "Let's just say it's a low-percentage shot."
Roy: "Well, so am I! I mean, look at me, all right, what I'm wearing. I mean, I'm playing for Rio Grande Short-Haul Trucking, Briggs and Brown Sanitation, First State Bank of Salome, Woody's Smokehouse... You think a... you think a guy like me bothers to worry about the percentages?"

Roy: "If I had it to do all over again, I'd still hit that shot."
Romeo: "Man, you'd bury yourself alive just to prove you could handle the shovel."

"Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?"

Earl: "You the man, Roy. You are definitely the man."
Clint: "The man needs a ride home."

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

Dr. Molly Griswold: "I find him... mildly attractive when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this."
Romeo Posar: "Oh, good. That's his best side."