Buddy Hackett

Sebastian: "Are you sure about this?"
Scuttle: "Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!"

Scuttle: "Look at ya! Look at ya! There's something different. Don't tell me. I got it. It's your hairdo, right? You've been using the dinglehopper, right?
[Ariel shakes her head] No? No, huh? Well, let me see. New seashells? No new seashells. I gotta admit, I can't put my foot on it right now, but if I just stand here long enough, I should..."
Sebastian: "She's got legs, you idiot! She traded her voice to the sea witch and got legs! Geez, mon!"
Scuttle: "I knew that."
Fabius: "Ariel's been turned into a human. She'll have to make the prince fall in love with her, and he's gotta... he's gotta kiss her."
Sebastian: "And she's only got three days!"

Ariel: "I've never seen a human this close before. Oh he's very handsome, isn't he?"
Scuttle: "I don't know, he looks kind of hairy and slobbery to me."
Ariel: "No, not that one. The one playing the snarfblatt."

Scuttle: "I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful!"
Ariel: "What is it?"
Scuttle: "A banded, bulbous snarfblatt."
Ariel & Fabius: "Oh."

"It's a dinglehopper. Humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila. You've got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over."