Gary Busey

"Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face."

"Utah! Get me two!"

"Last time you had a feeling I had to kill a guy, and I hate that... It looks bad on my report."

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these things!"

"22 years. Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean."

Johnny Utah: "The beaches are always being closed because of waste spills, right? And surfers are territorial, they stick to certain breaks. If we can get some hair samples, and get a match to a certain beach, we'd know which break the Ex-Presidents surf. You buyin' this?"
Pappas: "No. But let's do it anyway, it'll drive Harp crazy."

Pappas: "Let me tell you something, Harp. I was in this bureau while you were still popping zits on your funny face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But there's something I've learned in all my years..."
Ben Harp: "Why don't you astonish me, shitbrains."
Pappas: "Respect for my elders!"

The Nordic Man: "Why are you asking questions about dead lawyers?"
Eddie Lomax: "What dead lawyers?"
The Nordic Man: [shooting Eddie in the shoulder] "Who hired you to do that?"
Eddie Lomax: "Ok... Ok. Just let me think... his name was... Julio Iglesias."