Joseph Gilgun

"Yeah, well, you know, promises, they're very nasty little things. I try to steer clear of 'em as best that I can."

Cassidy: "What the bloody hell happened there?"
Jesse: "Shotgun. Tried to kill himself."
Cassidy: "He's walking the earth with a face like an arsehole. Should've tried harder. Was that an un-Christian thing to say, was it?"
Jesse: "Pretty much."

"Now, there are three possible explanations here. Number one, John Travolta. You know, the movie where he gets his powers from a brain tumor. Number two, Jason Bourne. Gets his powers from a secret government agency. Or, it's least likely, but my favourite scenario... you're a Jedi."

DeBlanc: "When will you be back?"
Cassidy: "Soon?"Fiore: "
Fiore: "Be specific."
Cassidy: "Very soon?"

Cassidy: "All right, well, go on then. Ask me."
Tulip: "Fangs?"
Cassidy: "No."
Tulip: "Turn into a bat?"
Cassidy: "No."
Tulip: "Sleep in a coffin?"
Cassidy: "Not if I can help it."
Tulip: "Afraid of the cross?"
Cassidy: "It's a 2000 year old symbol of hypocrisy, slavery and oppression, but it won't burn my face off."
Tulip: "Silver bullets?"
Cassidy: "That's a werewolf."
Tulip: "Sunshine?"
Cassidy: "Oh yeah, no, that's legit."
Tulip: "You die?"
Cassidy: "Well, the invention of sunscreen, that was a nice bonus. But I just, I've gotta be careful. I can't just go wandering out. I've gotta bundle up, sleeves, hat, shades, and that. Otherwise it's trouble."
Tulip: "You kill people?"
Cassidy: "Not if they don't deserve it."
Tulip: "But you drink blood?"
Cassidy: "Yeah, it helps me heal. But all things being equal, I'd rather have a single malt."

Tulip: "When he gets sick of his stupid job, we're leaving town and we're gonna get someone."
Cassidy: "Get who?"
Tulip: "This guy. He screwed us. Carlos. We lost everything 'cause of him. It took two years to track him down. Now I have. Now I've found him. All that's left to do is go over there and get him, tie him to a table, cut his freaking balls off, and, over and over, stab him in the face with a screwdriver..."
Cassidy: "And your boyfriend said 'no' to this?"

"Genesis? What...? Like the bloody band? It's a terrible name!"

Jesse: "What about you? You look like a men's room wall."
Cassidy: "I went through a period of impulse control."
Jesse: "Thank God that's over with..."