Josh Gad

"What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?"

"I had a purpose. I was needed again, and again, and again. With each new life I was learning a new lesson."

"I tried to make sense out of all the things I'd seen. Was there a point to this journey of life, and how did bacon fit in?"

"If I can get you licking and loving, I have my purpose."

Prof. Iwatani: "Pac-Man is not bad. You'll see."
Sam: "Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?"
Prof. Iwatani: "I will talk to him, he's my son. [talks to Pac Man] Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown."
Ludlow: "That's so sweet, he's so sweet."
Prof. Iwatani: "I know, you're a good boy... [Pac-Man bit his hand] Somebody kill this stupid bitch!!"

Ludlow: "I believe that some alien life-force, has sent real life video games, to attack us."
Sam: "That makes sense."

Sam: "Why didn't you call me then?"
Ludlow: "Because the CIA has been tapping my phones ever since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited, JFK shot first."
Sam: "Ludlow, it is you."

[Ludlow surrenders to Lady Lisa on his knees]
Ludlow: "You win, I'm not gonna fight you anymore. Ok, I know that you have love in your heart and I know that I could make you happy but if you need to kill me, you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love."
[Lady Lisa let her swords falling down and they kiss passionately]
Eddie: "And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams!"