Leslie Uggams

Blind Al: "Why such a douche this morning?"
Wade Wilson: "Let's recap: the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today... arm... Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."

Blind Al: "Love is blind, Wade."
Wade Wilson: "No, you're blind."

Deadpool: "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
Blind Al: "Well I am an old lady, and I wear pants."