Logan Miller

"Don't worry, mommy! Daddy's here! This is fucking awesome!"

Carter: "What is going on?"
Denise: "Why the fuck do you think everyone's eating each other?"
Ben: "You mean, like a... ?"
[Denise blasts the head off a Zombie with a shotgun]
Denise: "Any more questions?"

Ben: "That's Scout Leader Rogers!"
Carter: "He looks like shit!"
Augie: "I set him on fire. [all eyes staring at him] He tried to eat me!"

Ben: "Guys, the police are gone! The military? They're not coming either. But tonight, we're showing what being a real scout's all about. We're just gonna stand here or we're gonna go save the world?"
Carter: "Fuck yeah, dude."
Augie: "That's a really good speech, bud."

Ben: "What is that?"
Augie: "It's a bomb."
Carter: "What are you, the Taliban?"

"I touched them! I don't think they were real!"

"The theory, with the proper execution is possible to drive an unsuspecting person into believing that they are truly being haunted. The subject, Harold Grainey, the creepy, psycho hermit that lives across the street."

"We're going to be so famous after this."