Matt Lintz

Sam: "Hello. I am a nerd from the Nerd Brigade. Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs."
Matty: "Do you have to say that every time you showed up by the house?"
Sam: "If I wanna get paid, yes."
Matty: "Isn't it kind of demeaning?"
Sam: "Only if someone brings that up."
Matty: "Ehh. Well, bring it up then."
Sam: "Thanks."

Matty: "Classics you mean Halo and Call of Duty?"
Sam: "No. The real classics. Defender. Pac-man. Astroids. Games you play in an arcade which was a building outside of your house. You would go there with your friends, listen to music, cute girls everywhere. In ancient times, they call it 'socializing'."

Sam: "Is it your birthday?"
Matty: "No. My parents are getting a divorce."
Sam: "Oh. So it's like 10 birthdays."

"Anyway, my mom hates him and she says she's gonna invent a slut seeking missile to take out Cinnamon."