Tetsurô Tanba

Tiger Tanaka: "You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin."
James Bond: "Japanese proverb says 'Bird never makes nest in bare tree'."

Tiger Tanaka: "It can save your life, this cigarette."
James Bond: "You sound like a commercial."

Tiger Tanaka: "Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger."
James Bond: "If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?"
Tiger Tanaka: "I... love you."
James Bond: "Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way."

Tiger Tanaka: "My friend, now you take your first civilized bath."
James Bond: "Really? [four half naked japanese women surround him] Oh, I like the plumbing."
Tiger Tanaka: "Place yourself entirely in their hands, my dear Bond-san. Rule number one is never do anything yourself, when someone else can do it for you."
James Bond: "And number two?"
Tiger Tanaka: "Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second."
James Bond: "I just might retire to here."

James Bond: "Do you have any commandos here?"
Tiger Tanaka: "I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school."

"I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl."
[to James Bond]