Table 19 - Trailer english

Jerry: "Do you ever have that kind of day where the things that come easy to everyone else just seem so elusive?"
Eloise: "No."
Jerry: "Yeah, me neither."

Eloise: "Today will not suck. [coming to Table #19] Hi."
Renzo: "Hello. Oh, my God. Hi, I'm Renzo. I've achieved puberty and I'm in a rock band."
Walter: "I'm Walter and I've also achieved puberty."
Freda Eckberg: "I'm Francie Millner's first nanny."
Jerry: "I can smell the toilets from here, that's how well we know the bride and groom."

Teddy: "We didn't think you'd be coming. You RSVP'd no and then yes, on an RSVP card that you barbequed."
Eloise: "After two years you break up with me over text. 'Good luck with your future endeavors.' Were you firing me? What the..."
[wedding photographer appears]
Photographer: "Right here."