Actors & Quotes

Jerry: "Do you ever have that kind of day where the things that come easy to everyone else just seem so elusive?"
Eloise: "No."
Jerry: "Yeah, me neither."

Frank: "That doesn't make any sense! Why would that do that?"
Firewater: "Uh, because it makes them stronger. Their hunger's insatiable, buddy, I mean, fuck."
Frank: "How do you know all this?"
Mr. Grits: "We're the non-perishables..."

Eloise: "Today will not suck. [coming to Table #19] Hi."
Renzo: "Hello. Oh, my God. Hi, I'm Renzo. I've achieved puberty and I'm in a rock band."
Walter: "I'm Walter and I've also achieved puberty."
Freda Eckberg: "I'm Francie Millner's first nanny."
Jerry: "I can smell the toilets from here, that's how well we know the bride and groom."

"Control is about as real as a one-legged unicorn taling a leak at the end of a double rainbow."

"We're talking about the type of money that makes you question right or wrong."