Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid * Quotes

"Let's go out dancing! You put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue."

"I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits."

"All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on it with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and then cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast and they serve it to you. And they expect you to say 'Thanks, honey, it's delicious.'"

"If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles."

"When I arrived in Carlotta, I thought of the words Marlowe had said to me over 15 years ago: 'Dead men don't wear plaid'. ... Dead men don't wear plaid. I still don't know what it means."

Handsome: "You don't smoke, do you?"
Rigby Reardon: "No, I have tuberculosis."
Handsome: "Oh, thank heaven for that."

"My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face."