The Santa Clause * Quotes
Release date: 11/11/1994
Runtime: 97 min
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Cast (partial)
Tim Allen (Scott Calvin / Santa Claus), Judge Reinhold (Dr. Neil Miller), Wendy Crewson (Laura Calvin Miller), Eric Lloyd (Charlie Calvin), David Krumholtz (Bernard the Elf) (more...)
Movie Quotes
"Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease."
Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Tim Allen
"I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy."
Mr. Whittle Peter Boyle
"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing."
Little Elf Judy Paige Tamada
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Charlie: "It's Santa! You killed him!"
Scott: "Did not! And he's not Santa!"
Charlie: "Well, he was..."
Scott: "Did not! And he's not Santa!"
Charlie: "Well, he was..."
Charlie Calvin Eric Lloyd
Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Tim Allen
"We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude."
E.L.F.S. Leader Kenny Vadas
Sarah: You're fatter this year.
Santa: "Thank you. You've grown too. Now go back to sleep."
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Santa: "I think the milk's a little sour."
Sarah: "It's soy milk."
Santa: "Huh?"
Sarah "You said you were lactose intollerant."
Santa: "Thank you. You've grown too. Now go back to sleep."
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Santa: "I think the milk's a little sour."
Sarah: "It's soy milk."
Santa: "Huh?"
Sarah "You said you were lactose intollerant."
Sarah the little Girl Melissa King
Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Tim Allen
"Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred."
Little Elf Judy Paige Tamada
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