Judge Reinhold

Dr. Neil Miller: "Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you."
Charlie: "That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child."
Dr. Neil Miller: "You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid."
Charlie: "Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business."

Dr. Neil Miller: "What about Santa's reindeer? Have you even seen a reindeer fly?"
Charlie: "Yes."
Dr. Neil Miller: "Well, I haven't."
Charlie: "Have you ever seen a million dollars?"
Dr. Neil Miller: "No."
Charlie: "Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean is doesn't exist."

Laura: "All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person."
Scott: "Kind of like Neil."