Eric Lloyd

Charlie: "It's Santa! You killed him!"
Scott: "Did not! And he's not Santa!"
Charlie: "Well, he was..."

Scott: "Here we are. Denny's. Always open."
Charlie: "I don't wanna eat here."
Scott: "What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution."

Charlie: "Neil doesn't believe in Santa."
Scott: "Well, Neil's head comes to a point."

Scott: "Now, where did you hear that?"
Charlie: "From Neil. I learn a lot from him. He listens to me."
Scott: "Yeah! And he charges you for it."

Charlie: "You said you believe in Santa Claus, right, Dad?"
Scott: "I did? I do!"

Scott: "Hey, Charlie, you know how to call 911?"
Charlie: "Sure, 9-1-1."

Charlie: "Whoa, Dad! You're flying!"
Scott: "It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s."

Dr. Neil Miller: "Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you."
Charlie: "That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child."
Dr. Neil Miller: "You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid."
Charlie: "Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business."