Eric Lloyd

Charlie: "It's Santa! You killed him!"
Scott: "Did not! And he's not Santa!"
Charlie: "Well, he was..."

Charlie: "Whoa, Dad! You're flying!"
Scott: "It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s."

Dr. Neil Miller: "Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you."
Charlie: "That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child."
Dr. Neil Miller: "You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid."
Charlie: "Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business."

Charlie: "These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?"
Scott: "I hope not. These are... A gift. Probably from the cable company. We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas."

Dr. Neil Miller: "What about Santa's reindeer? Have you even seen a reindeer fly?"
Charlie: "Yes."
Dr. Neil Miller: "Well, I haven't."
Charlie: "Have you ever seen a million dollars?"
Dr. Neil Miller: "No."
Charlie: "Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean is doesn't exist."

Charlie: "Dad?"
Scott: "What is it, Charlie?"
Charlie: "Maybe you better leave some milk and cookies out, just in case. Okay?"
Scott: "Great. I'll just go pre-heat the oven."
Charlie: "And don't forget the fire extinguisher!"
Scott: "Good night, Charlie!"

Charlie: "Get the bag of toys."
Scott: "And do what?"
Charlie: "Go down the chimney."
Scott: "Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, in my underwear?!"

Scott: "Here we are. Denny's. Always open."
Charlie: "I don't wanna eat here."
Scott: "What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution."