Veronica Mars * Quotes

Gayle Buckley: "You were issued a private investigator's license for your 18th birthday? Heh. Is that something California kids do?"
Veronica Mars: "My dad is a PI. I worked for him. It was more answering phones and handling his travel than anything else."
Gayle Buckley: "Really? Before you were 20, your name popped up on LexisNexis in 14..."
Leonard March: "15"
Gayle Buckley: "Fifteen separate articles or briefs in cases ranging from multiple homicides to dognapping. You have a degree in psychology, Miss Mars. What do you think that says about a person?"
Veronica Mars: "Compulsive, clearly. Addictive personality. Possible adrenaline junkie."

"Well, if it isn't Neptune's very own Angela Lansbury."

Madison Sinclair: "Veronica! You must be so proud. Just because you were an unpopular bitch, you had to ruin it for everybody else."
Veronica Mars: "I'd stop there."
Madison Sinclair: "Oh, would you? What are you gonna do? Use your stun gun on me? Don't you think that's gotten a bit old?"
Veronica Mars: [punches Madison right in the face] "Original enough for ya?"

Veronica: "Come back to me."
Logan: "Always."

"When Logan said 'jump', did you actually say 'how high' or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?"

Veronica Mars: "So if we're to believe this police report, Weevil left the reunion, dropped off his foxy wife and his 'most changed' trophy and, still wearing his dress shirt and slacks, teamed up with the motorcycle gang he left a decade ago to harass the richest divorcée in Southern California?"
Keith Mars: "Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it."

Logan: "I need your help, Veronica."
Veronica: "I don't really do that anymore."