Adam Pally

Jason: "What's up, Nick?"
Nick: "Sucks about grandma, huh?"
Jason Kelly: "Yeah."
Nick: "Murdered like that?"
Jason: "Nick, she had cancer."
Nick: "We'll never know the truth."
Jason: "We absolutely know the truth. Grandma had cancer for ten years. Calm it down."
[Nick starts pouring his drink all over the flowers on her casket]
Nick: "I'll see you at the crossroads, grandma!"
[Jason grabs the bottle and pulls Nick away]
Jason: "What are you doing?! Are you kidding me right now? My dad and my fiancé are literally standing right next to us."
Nick: "Beyoncé's here?"
Jason Kelly: "No!"

Jason: "Are you high right now?"
Nick: "No, this isn't high. It's an E-Cigarette. It's filled with a little weed, but it's an E-Cigarette."

Jason: "Let's go get them, just like Thelma and Louise!"
Evan: "You know they die!?"