Actors & Quotes

Peter Quill: "So, you are going to put your turd in my bed?"
Rocket: "No, I'm going to put Drax's turd in your bed."
Drax: "Haha!, Yes! Because my turds are famously large!"

"I'm not a bad man, but in a certain situation I have to ask myself, 'What would a bad man do'?"

Rocket: [to Baby Groot] "The fate of the universe lies on your shoulders. Now, whatever you do, don't... push... this... button! Because that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead! Now repeat back what I just said."
Baby Groot: "I am Groot! [tries to push the button]"
Rocket: "No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again."
Baby Groot: "I am Groot."
Rocket: "Mm-hmm."
Baby Groot: "I am Groot."
Rocket: "Uh-huh."
Baby Groot: "I am Groot. [tries to push the button again]"
Rocket: "Nooo!!"

Rocket: "So, we're saving the galaxy again?"
Peter Quill: "Yep."
Rocket: "Awesome! We're really going to be able to jack up our price if we're two-time galaxy savers."

Baby Groot: "I am Groot."
Yondu Udonta: "What's that?"
Rocket: "He says, 'Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy!'. Only he didn't use frickin'."