Corey Haim

"Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!"

"Death by stereo!"

Sam: "Wait, wait. You have a TV?!
Grandpa: "No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV."

Max: "Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless."
Sam: "Did you know that?"
Edgar: "Of course. Everyone knows that."

Edgar: "Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!"
Sam: "Chill out, Edgar."

Edgar: "Okay, where's Nosferatu?"
Sam: "Who?"
Edgar: "The prince of darkness."
Alan: "The night crawler. The bloodsucker."
Edgar: "El Vampiro."
Sam: Mike! "They're here!"

"Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid."

Sam: "Guys, we're on our own."
Edgar: "Good, just the way we like it."